You may talk o’ gin and beer when you’re
quartered safe out ’ere, an’ you’re sent to penny-fights an’ Aldershot it;
but when it comes to slaughter you will do your work on water, an’ you’ll lick
the bloomin’ boots of ’im that’s got it. Rudyard Kipling/Jim Croce
“You may be seeking to harvest gold on Mars, Dr. Brown but more
important than the noble metal for our extra-terrestrial mining plans on Mars
is water – human exploitation of Martian gold will require long-term
colonization and to do that, water is the elixir of life on that god-forsaken
planet. Without water there can be no
long-term colonization, no agriculture for food, no sustainable basis for
survival.”
It was late-summer 2009 and the chief economist from a consulting
firm, Washington, D.C.’s Studebaker Institute, was working on a project to help
the federal government dig out of a severe recession. And so Dr. Benjamin “Pig” Lemkau of the
United States Geological Survey continued explaining to his esteemed colleagues
and invited VIP guest, Dr. R. Cinza Brown, his big-think on finding gold on
Mars.
As far as he was concerned, the place to land to establish initial
home-base mining operations was a location already familiar to Earth’s
scientists and one that afforded ample solar-power potential for energy, the Terra
Meridiani site, used by the Opportunity Lander in 2004, which
giddy NASA scientists in Pasadena had once dubbed the “Holy Grail” for studying
the rocky Martian surface. It was near
the Martian Equator in an area lined with sedimentary rocks and the mineral
hematite which on Earth were created typically only in the presence of water.
Even though the water may prove
salty or otherwise not potable, a well-shaft dug there would produce sufficient
liquid to sustain a colony provided adequate desalinization and chemical
treatment was employed. Over time
miniature nuclear reactors would provide most energy needs since given the
climates propensity for dust storms blotting out the Sun, this form of energy
was more reliable.
Establishment of the home base would allow for eventual migration into
the northern hemisphere for future mining operations and construction of even
larger gold leaching tanks – Dr. Lemkau ruled out possible southern hemisphere
colonization sites for explosive reasons he would later elaborate on.
“It’s very important the mining colony become as quickly self-sufficient
as possible and take advantage of whatever materials exist on Mars to that
end,” Pig said. He elaborated by saying
that Mars once had a much thicker atmosphere and as it dissipated millions of
years earlier, it was absorbed by rocks, soil, and ample quantities of
water-ice still present on the planet, so breathable oxygen-laden gas was
obtainable with proper extraction techniques and chemical science.
Extraction of hydrogen, methane,
helium, and oxygen from the Martian atmosphere could be stored for energy use
by everything from surface rovers, to electrical generators, and for mining
operations equipment. Rovers and mining
equipment will have efficient regenerative fuel cells with compact insulated
cryogenic storage tanks, and life support systems for miner team traverses of
two to three days at a time.
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They will also feature, like all life-support systems on Mars, artificially
induced electromagnetic shields for radiation protection from deadly cosmic
rays. Equipment will also feature tele-robotic
surface driving and extension systems with dexterous robotic manipulators, and
ultra-compact deployable photovoltaic arrays. Argonaut-miners will carry compact chemical
analysis instrumentation for judging gold content of Martian ore, including
gamma and x-ray spectrometers and image spectrometers linked on-line, with a
twenty-minute time lag, to supercomputers at the USGS and NASA.
Interestingly, sustaining life in Earth’s Antarctica human colonies has provided
examples of how to cope with the extreme cold of the Martian environment, from
using things like chemical toilets to inflatable Lego-like connected Quonset
huts called habitats, to wheeled transportation via pressurized rovers – only
on Mars propulsion power would come from the Sun and/or hydrogen since internal
combustion engine utilization was out of the question there for obvious
reasons.
Since Mars has no electromagnetic
protective shield to filter out dangerous ultraviolet rays and cosmic
radiation, besides Quonset habitats, additional
safety could be afforded colonists by them initially taking shelter in
underground empty lava tubes, caves, or depressions like deep craters until
such time that permanent solid structures can be built using local resources.
New and clean technologies developed for land-vehicular propulsion on
Mars may one day be adapted for use on Earth to replace the ancient internal
combustion engine propelled by fossil fuels – becoming the “Tang” of tomorrow.
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Besides protection from ultraviolet and ionizing radiation, dust storms,
and micrometeorites, systems will need to be simulated to allow long-term
habitation of Mars so men and women can work with minimum psychological
problems – satisfying food with increased carbohydrates and decreased fat, and
drink, good lighting, sexual release, rest, recreation, medical attention, and
comfort are of primary concern. A safe
artificial living and working environment is possible to create on Mars using
survival lessons learned in the Antarctic, and maximum utilization of
everything nature provides to the explorers who live on Mars.
NASA scientists already know that the regolith soil present on Mars will
allow astronauts to eventually produce bricks, and the large variety of metals
and alloys on Mars, in addition to gold, can be extracted and purified for
making construction and transportation equipment – regolith is very high in
magnesium and hydrogen content.
Other soil types, silicates, and minerals will allow for the production
of ceramics, glasses, plastics, wires, and solar panels by colonists living on
the planet – a total work crew of about two hundred men and women will be on
Mars after two years. Half that number
will arrive in year one to begin colony construction and set up gold mining
operations, while the other half will arrive by the end of year two. The entire group will be a mix of construction
workers, geologists, medical staff, astronauts, scientists, botanists, IT
experts, and engineers, the best of the best.
Ironically, like the construction of King Solomon’s Temple, key to
success on the Red Planet will be the work of skilled craftsmen such as
bricklayers, stonecutters, and masons – the heirs of Hiram Abiff. On Earth construction materials have to be
mixed with special adhesive binders in order to stay rigid and keep their
shape.
But Martian soil contains another special chemical ingredient – iron
oxide or npOx which gives the planet its signature red color - that acts like
an innate binder and when compacted with high-pressure hammers into bricks,
form blocks stronger than steel-reinforced concrete. People are going to need a lot of specialized
equipment to live on Mars and launching everything from Earth, including
building materials, is an economic and logistical impossibility. We must move as quickly as possible to “live
off the land” Pig emphasized.
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After a slight nudge by Lemkau’s boss and USGS Division Chief Dr. Morris
Vine, his underling Dr. Peter Owens spoke up and remarked, “Ben, dagnabbit, aren’t
you putting the cart before the horse here?
By that I mean, how do you intend to get there, what are the logistics
for putting this all together? I just
don’t see how all this is possible within the ridiculously short time frame of
48 to 60 months we’re talking about here to get everything up and running.” A wry grin appeared across Vine’s face.
“Actually Pete, I see this as the easiest of the three tasks before us
to accomplish – namely getting there, which is what you’re asking. The other two are setting up housekeeping and
survival requirements, which I touched on already; and the actual mining
operations, which I’ll get to directly.
Let me answer your question first, however,” Pig replied.
He then added, “Getting there means getting the total project approved
and funded, and to do that we’ll need oodles and oodles of money appropriated
by Congress – billions of dollars. But
with the express purpose of the project being the recovery of gold on Mars to
pay our own way, that shouldn’t be a problem.”
And, Cinza thought to himself, the fact that without his project being
approved America – with national debt completely out of control and mired in a
severe recession - may cease to exist as we know it, hopefully that alone
should be more than enough to motivate the President and Congress to act
quickly. Dr. Lemkau then laid out the
voyage scenario and itinerary.
“It only took us three days to get to the Moon in 1969, but it’s going
to take us at least six months to get to Mars,” he began to explain. At its closest point Mars is 35 million miles
from Earth, but the distance increases to 230 million miles when we are on
opposite sides of the Sun. By
comparison, the Moon is only a quarter-million miles away. The challenges of a Mars expedition stem from
the large distances involved and the dangerous environment of deep space.
A total Mars mission duration depends on both the round trip travel time
and the time spent on the planet’s surface, depending as well on the timing of
the Earth and Mars alignment vis-à-vis the Sun.
Using conventional Saturn V chemical fuel mixtures of liquid oxygen and
kerosene for propulsion means missions will take about 180 days one way, and require
long surface stays of about 500 days to allow the planets to realign once again
before returning home.
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Advanced reusable nuclear propulsion, not a science fiction tale but
something which can become viable within a year of round-the-clock research and
development like the Manhattan Project, can cut the trip length of time to Mars
and back by two-thirds – and allow stays on the surface of more than one third
longer than the currently feasible duration.
More flexible surface stays, coupled with a significantly reduced
propellant mass means bigger outward-bound payloads and more cargo carrying
capacity for inbound trips.
Shorter travel times are desirable to reduce the impact of the deep
space wear and tear on crew and mission equipment. As it is during the space voyage, expected
hazards include galactic cosmic radiation and solar flares; the lack of normal
gravity; psychological stress from long-term isolation; and equipment
degradation.
The challenge of the Mars trip will require several hundred tons of start-up
survival materiel, equipment, and fuel for the expedition, thus requiring
heavy-lift launch capability from Earth’s atmosphere – the space station is
ruled out since deep space launches from it are still not a viable alternative
despite the billions of dollars spent on that taxpayer boondoggle. The strategy for the first mining expedition
will focus on three areas of emphasis: human settlement and encampment
construction, exploration and mining preparation, and finally, gold extraction
and storage.
Saturn V Moon Rockets are limited to three-stage capacities of 140
metric tons to low Earth orbit. We will
need to use nuclear thermal rockets for heavier lift capacities of 400 metric
tons, and nuclear energy will also be used for electric surface power as a back
up to solar panels not always reliable due to large dust storms on Mars. There needs to be at least three simultaneous
launches given the cargo needs for men and equipment – including entry vehicles
to and from Mars and Earth – on the initial voyage to Mars, with replenishment
voyages departing Earth synchronized with increased mining activities.
With Mars orbital capture and rendezvous with the cargo vehicle
completed, crews descend in their piloted landers to the planet’s surface, and
ascend back to orbit via landers once again to replenish. For the trip back to Earth, they transfer to
large storage capacity Earth-entry vehicles, bringing back with them processed
gold bullion – like the Spanish caravel ships of old.
Dr. Lemkau concluded his remarks by stating, "There also needs to be launches of orbiting satellites for improved
preparation of topographical maps and potential gold excavation sites, and a
satellite for high altitude demolition work.
This technology will include advanced imaging detectors, multi-spectral
imaging radar, and lidar or light plus radar, for surface and substance
characteristics recognition."
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“Excuse me Dr. Lemkau, but did you just say demolition work? What the hell does that mean?” Morris Vine
asked totally dumbfounded.
“Hold your water Vine,” Pig responded, “I’ll get to that in a
minute. So Pete, that now leaves us with
the mining operations scenario, correct?”
Dr. Owens rather sheepishly nodded in the affirmative and Pig continued.
“An Earth-based deep mining operation to recover gold typically requires
thousands of tons of specialized equipment like excavators, haulers, crushers,
milling and grinding machines, mine elevators, filtration, chemical leaching
tanks, and finally furnaces for smelting gold extract into bullion. I say here deep mining because although there
are ample signs of water cutting into the Martian crust from dried up rifts and
river channels, I don’t think there is much chance for placer mining of gold
given the millions of years of surface soil erosion and dispersion of dust into
the atmosphere.
To my knowledge, none of the soil samples taken by robotic landers has
ever produced evidence of gold, even as small as one part in millions of
Martian dust particles, so this leads me to conclude that gold exists on Mars
just like it was forced on Earth initially – when a heavy and continuous
bombardment of meteorites some three billion years ago deposited a veneer of
asteroid-laden pulverized gold deep inside the planet’s crust from the
tremendous explosive force of impact.
Either that or gold present in surface dust is so minute in content,
much less even than in Earth’s seawater, that our testing is not accurate
enough to show positive results or that initial tests were just wrong in the
first place. Based on my detailed
analysis, I put the gold content of deep-mined Martian soil to have at least
five milligrams of gold per metric ton of ore, if not more.
#
Smaller than Earth in diameter, the Martian crust is only about twenty
miles thick so to get at its gold, we will need to go deep and to do that, it’s
not going to be pretty.” Pig looked
around the room expecting a question or two and he was right – another
colleague and Vine underling Dr. David Prendergast spoke right up.
“Ben, as you rightly point out, we have absolutely no scientific
evidence that there’s gold on Mars, not even in the tiniest quantity based on
tests done to date from soil and rock samples collected over the years by
NASA. All we have is your theory. Without this evidence, how do you justify a
gold rush to Mars and expenditure of billions of dollars on this wild goose
chase?
Not to mention how you intend to get that deep into Mars’ crust and mine
this long-lost yellow metal you’re talking about. You said there would be three simultaneous
launches lifting off from Earth initially, but their cargoes will be mainly
needed for life support and exploration purposes for extended periods.
Just do the math, there’s no room on these three ships for the thousands
of tons of mining equipment you’re talking about, and for sure, getting gold
out from deep inside Mars, even if it indeed existed in minute quantities, will
far exceed the timeline Dr. Vine indicated for his requirements. How, then, do you reconcile these technical
contradictions and your seriously flawed logic?”
“Actually David, I can’t. If my
suggested approach was conventional, it would take decades to achieve the kind
of success needed, so that’s why we need to think outside the box and discard
old paradigms. As a substitution for
heavyweight mining equipment being shipped to Mars, I propose the use of
high-yield thermonuclear warheads to blast our way deep inside the Martian
crust.” The room grew deathly quiet
following Pig’s words, but then the crescendo built, first with nervous
physical movements by those present, culminating with Dr. Vine’s hysterical
outburst.
“Are you bloody fucking insane!” he hammered at Pig and this from a man
who almost never used profanity.”
“Certifiably, Morris, but ain’t it bloody fucking cool!” was the large
man’s boisterous rejoinder. “We all know
the Martian southern hemisphere is a wasteland pockmarked with craters,
thousands of them, like someone fired a 12-gauge load of buckshot into a big
ball of cheese, repeatedly, but only at the bottom half of the sphere. The asteroids and meteors that made these
craters deposited their gold way down deep, so to get at the ore, I say we
blast in using 100-megaton nukes mounted on missiles fired from orbiting space
platforms. We trilaterate our targeted
craters from the platforms so we hit them with GPS pinpoint accuracy, using
bunker busters developed by the military for the Middle Eastern wars.
The Pentagon has these B61-11 bombs that don’t detonate until they’re hundreds
of feet deep inside the ground, and by specially shaping our explosive charge
for mining purposes, we can get blasts which are exponential in force to the
initial mega-tonnage yield.
Additionally, the blow-back from such a blast will release trillions of
tons of soil and rock high into the sky, via its gigantic mushroom cloud,
thanks to Mars’ weak atmosphere, and from there we can harvest ore already
mined, crushed, and pulverized, all thanks to the courtesy of Albert Einstein.
If we need to go deeper, all we do is increase the mega-tonnage – hell,
we can go to 1,000 megatons if that’s what it takes. The beauty of using nukes is that we don’t
even have to worry about radiation fallout because Mars is bombarded by
radiation all the time from the Sun anyway, and our crews will already be
protected by specially designed suits and gear.
Plus the fact that our home base will be thousands of miles away to the
north, near the Martian Equator, and not anywhere near the blast sites. And even better news is that there aren’t any
pain in the ass environmentalists to worry about so we can do anything we want.”
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The other Ph.D.’s of Vine’s Geological Survey team all chimed in at the
same time. “Madness!” Berigarg
screamed. “Potential Armageddon for life
on Earth!” was Dr. Prendergast’s contribution.
“Mars could explode!” exclaimed Owens.
Dr. Crampton, rail thin, actually began sobbing and trembling
uncontrollably from the stressful commotion which had become too emotionally
painful for him to bear any longer.
Eerily calm and now ashen-faced, as if keeping his composure showed Pig
he couldn’t get his goat, Dr. Vine said finally, “Gentlemen, let’s give Dr.
Lemkau his say. Please continue. I’d like to hear how you, our modern day
Midas, intend to convert all this radioactive dust blown 1,000 miles up in
space into gold.”
At first somewhat threatened by Pig’s seemingly intellectual command of
the subject, Vine felt that his argument had now completely lost veracity and
Dr. Brown could not report any of this conversation to his superiors or run the
risk of himself being accused of lunacy.
Once this endless and tortuous meeting was concluded, this fat,
pink-skinned, scientifically blasphemous buffoon would be relegated once again
to his dark little cubbyhole; and Vine would see to it that his last few years
as a public servant at USGS would be a living hell.
“But Dr. Lemkau, this is preposterous!” Prendergast exclaimed and
continued to pile on, “Burrowing deep into the Martian crust and setting off
these devastatingly powerful weapons may actually cause the planet to crack
open, releasing toxic and potentially deadly fumes from gaseous pockets inside
the rock. We know very little about
Mars’ interior, much less than we do about Earth’s and we know very little
about Earth’s internal physical structure.
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Mars may have empty cavities inside its crust thousands of miles wide
and many miles deep from former water and ice deposits – should a nuke be
detonated in such a vacuum, the accompanying pressure from the cavity’s depth
would multiply the explosive force by a factor of many thousands of times,
theoretically sufficient to destroy the planet.
A disintegrated Mars would change the cosmic balance in our solar
system, throw it a kilter, and that could mean the end of life on planet
Earth. Besides these potential calamities,
you could have coming at Earth millions of radioactively charged meteors, some
large enough to completely snuff out life on this planet. Even unknown deadly Martian bacteria could be
unleashed and hurled towards Earth as space rock passengers. I don’t see the point in this discussion, why
continue with this farce?”
“Well I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher,” said Pig still amused by the ruckus
he had caused, “thanks for that vote of confidence David. Since I’m just spitballing here anyway,
please let me finish for Dr. Brown’s sake and then all you geniuses can tear me
a new asshole, okay?
What
we do is find a dried up riverbed up by our northern base camp, far away from
the mine blasting activities in the south, and dam it up on both sides. It’s a geologic fact that these beds have
soil packed very tight, tighter than Tupperware and that’s water tight – an
apropos analogy because we’re going to flood these dry reservoirs with millions
of gallons of subterranean water to make huge cyanidation tanks out of them. I’m talking really big here – twenty, thirty,
forty miles long and wide.
They
don’t have to be that deep, though; what we want is a large surface area so the
Sun’s cosmic rays can cook the potassium-cyanide soup and leach out the gold
from the Martian dirt and rock, which can be done many times faster than on
Earth where our atmosphere and heavier gravity slow down the chemical
process.” Pig was on a roll now and
didn’t stop to be bothered with questions.
“To get the airborne debris from the nuclear detonations into the
holding tanks, we’ll use a sponge-like ‘fishnet’ hundreds of miles in diameter
called aerogel, developed for NASA’s Space Probe in 1999 to capture
comet dust millions of miles in space. This
aerogel is some strange shit – it’s an extremely light, porous material with
ultra-low density made from silica. You
know, sand.
Explosive debris, even though traveling very fast and very hot, tunnel
right into aerogel but can’t get through it and so are captured intact. These aerogel sticky fishnets can be rounded
up by low altitude vertical take-off harvesters and deposited inside the
cyanidation tanks, where the acid will dissolve the aerogel and leave the gold-laden
ore inside the tanks.
Think about this phase as being like the old twenty-mule-team Borax guys
mining and hauling that mineral from Death Valley to make laundry detergent
back in the day. You remember that
television show don’t you Dr. Brown, from the early sixties, the one with the
Old Ranger and later Dutch Reagan?” Pig asked.
#
Cinza nodded in the affirmative but had absolutely no idea what the hell
Dr. Lemkau was talking about since this was way before his time. The rest of the guys in the room did, though,
since they were all baby boomers and had watched the show on black and white
television sets as kids.
“Yeah, I know what you guys are going to ask,” Pig continued, “where do
all these nasty chemicals come from, correct?
Well, the answer is right under the astronauts’ feet. The soft alkalis found in Martian soil have
about the same proportion of potassium as that found in Earth’s soil and the
same goes for sand and hydrocyanic salts found on Mars for making aerogel and
hydrocyanic acid, also called cyanide.
Once the ore is dissolved in the leaching tanks, mercury will be added
as a precipitator for gold separation to be followed by the penultimate step of
filtration.
Mercury sulfide will be extracted
from the reddish cinnabar mineral found on Mars in abundance, and just like the
alchemists of the Middle Ages did, miner-astronauts will superheat the mineral
to leave behind liquid quicksilver.
After the filtration process, the gold will appear as a dark brown
powder; and during the final process of smelting, impurities will be removed
from the gold and the yellow molten liquid will be cast into bars of almost
pure gold. We’ll build our own blast
furnaces too, from the bricks we make out of regolith and fire them up using
methane and hydrogen extracted from the soil and atmosphere.
Just imagine the scale of gold production if we created hundreds and
hundreds of these massive leaching tanks – why Dr. Brown, there’ll be thousands
upon thousands of metric tons of gold ready to be transported back to Earth in
no time,” Pig squealed. “And once we
suck all the gold out of the Martian crust, we go upward and outward, traveling
first through the Asteroid Belt, then to distant planets, and even to the edge
of the Oort Cloud 84 billion miles away to harvest gold. By then, Mars is just one gigantic
cyanidation tank anyway and like Abraham did with Isaac, we offer the polluted planet
up as a godly sacrifice if that’s what it takes to make our mission
successful.”
“Dr. Lemkau, could you please elaborate on that a little more
please? Not sure I follow your rationale
after Mars,” Cinza was elated at the amount of gold Pig just mentioned and
could barely contain himself. “And I’m
also a little fuzzy on how we’re supposed to transport the very heavy gold
metal, assuming there is any, off the Martian surface and back to Earth? I’m no scientist but if fuel weight going to
Mars is such an issue, then how could there be enough chemical fuel left over
to get the gold back to Earth, I mean, a couple of cubic feet of the stuff
weighs well over a ton? It may take
years or even decades to get the metal back to Earth if we’re talking thousands
of tons, right?”
“Well
said Dr. Brown,” Vine cut in immediately, with murmurs of approval from the
other learned men not sure anymore how to react to Pig’s ravings.
#
Pig, a little less cocky, just said, “I admit getting the gold back to
Earth does pose a problem in the short run, but only the short run since space
fuel technology will advance and provide longer flight duration and greater
lift capacities. I can also appreciate
your dilemma Dr. Brown, in that we may all be dead in the long run. I’m still toying around with some ideas, like
shooting capsules back from the low gravity field of Mars to impact on Earth –
GPS guided of course – in places where we could harvest the gold payloads.
To prevent incineration upon Earth re-entry, we could employ the same
ablative material as heat shields used so long ago on the old Mercury
capsules. But the point is that you
would have all the gold you needed just waiting for shipment to Earth, whether
you could get it back here quickly or not.
Do you get my point?”
“Okay, and after the gold on Mars has run out and we still need more,
theoretically speaking, then what do we do?” Cinza’s heart rate was jumping on
Pig’s every word.
“We start harvesting the Asteroid Belt for gold ore, lassoing them like
space cowboys, busting them up with nukes if we have to, and capturing the
debris using thousands of miles of aerogel sheets for transport back to Mars
for processing. Once we get through the
Belt, we will have to establish independent mining operations on outward
planets, or their moons, because the trip back to Mars to process the ore will
take too long.
As the outer flight voyages get longer and longer, water will be the
main issue and not fuel, so that’s why finalizing NASA’s top secret powdered-water
project research is crucial to extended space travel.” Pig saw Cinza’s quizzical expression and
answered his unasked question.
“There are various practical considerations for extended space flight,
the most obvious ones being the human need for water and how human beings rust
from the inside because of the way oxygen attacks our cells and DNA – this
process is the natural process of aging and every living thing on this planet
that breathes oxygen begins rusting away internally from the moment they take
their first breath. Outward aging is the
most obvious side effect.
A single lightweight, powdered H2O packet, the size of a Jiffy Pop
popcorn foil pan, will use an oxygen-nitrogen chemical catalyst pellet to
provide drinking water for nine-man space crews lasting six months, and food
derivatives based on the water-packet design will provide a veritable ‘jar of
manna’ for astronauts to nourish themselves with, during deep space exploration
and mining activities.”
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Pig went on to say, “The Asteroid Belt is a giant debris field left over
from some long lost planet – the famed Planet-X of lore and legend, the
Atlantis of the stars – which was destroyed in a massive collision long
ago. The rocky matter became millions of
asteroids captured by the immense gravity field of Jupiter, and it was the
giant planet’s gravitational interference from its huge mass that prevented any
of these asteroids from getting any larger than 600-miles wide.
In contrast, the Oort Cloud is a spherical envelope of comets and
residues that surrounds our solar system, and was the birthplace of the giant
comet that struck the Tunguska region of Siberia in 1908 – and is the home
today of an estimated 12 billion comets.
The residue was left over from the formation of the giant outer planets
Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune, and when we’re done mining these
monsters, the Oort Cloud is the last stop in our solar system.”
Dr. Lemkau continued, “Keep in mind the distances and lengths of time
involved in space travel, just within our own solar system. The Moon was a mere three-day trip; Mars, at
‘only’ 35 million miles, is right next door yet will take six months during the
most favorable orbiting path with Earth.
Jupiter’s over ten times as far as Mars and will take five years to get
there, and five years to get back; Saturn is seven years one-way and Pluto, ten
years.
Even if we improve exponentially our chemical rocket technology, to get
to the edge of the Oort Cloud will take two centuries there and two back to
Earth, and I really don’t see a Star Trek scenario of man achieving
flight at the speed of light to shorten travel time significantly any time
soon.”
“Assuming we can get astronauts to give up a normal family life and
sacrifice themselves for space exploration and gold mining the stars, how will
they be able physically and psychologically to handle such long voyages? I mean just going to Pluto and back is a
voyage of twenty years. How will gravity
affect muscles, bones, and the aging process?” Cinza queried still trying to
keep calm.
How strange, he thought to himself, that ideas for projects he had
pitched to the Studebaker Institute board of directors years ago when he was
first hired – human biological engineering, non-petrol powered propulsion,
missile technology, man’s impact on the natural environment – were all coming
into play here, in this incredible idea being pitched by a life-long bureaucrat
buried in the bowels of government.
“Well,” said Pig, “there doesn’t as yet exist any elixir of life so we
have to play the cards we’re dealt and improve on pushing out the envelope as
we go along. Using conventional
medicines and natural homeopathic herbs, medical doctors have already extended
life spans considerably, much to the chagrin of America’s bankrupt Social Security
Administration.
These treatments focus on slowing down the body’s propensity to rust
internally, thus adding years of additional life. It seems like every day, somebody is coming
up with another special diet, herb or root from the Amazon rainforest that
improves health and helps us ward off a few more years of wear and tear on our
bodies.”
Besides being obese, Pig chain smoked, even though smoking was not
permitted in federal buildings, never exercised, and had stratospheric blood
pressure – yet both parents had the same metabolism and large size as their son
but died well into their eighties. But
his ample girth was not the reason his nickname was Pig, nor was the reason the
fact he had red hair and a freakishly pink hue to his skin. It was because of his frequent use of
profanity which he had crafted into an art form.
“Human growth hormones and neurotoxins like botox, short for botulin
toxin, an ideal agent for chemical warfare or use by terrorists, are in vogue
right now, as are any number of ointments, lotions, and creams used by both men
and women to prevent skin aging. But no
amount of herbs, creams, or lotions are going to help on the really long space
voyages, I mean life-long voyages for someone leaving Earth as adults knowing
they’ll never see this planet again.
Before we have the ability to travel faster, we may have the need to
travel beyond the body’s physical and biological limitations with the slower
jet propulsion systems of today. We need
to use the technology we have, and we have today, ethical and religious
problems notwithstanding, the ability to clone humans.”
#
As Dr. Lemkau explained it, DNA from all organisms is made up of the
same chemical and physical components, and a complete set of DNA is called a
genome, containing three billion DNA base pairs in humans. The ability to generate virtually endless
copies of people, called clones, has as its basis recombinant DNA technology
and its application to human and medical genetics.
In layman’s terms, cloning is the method of producing a baby that has
the same genes as its parent. You take
an egg and remove its nucleus, which contains the DNA genes, and then you take
the DNA from an adult cell and insert it into the egg, either by fusing the adult
cell with the enucleated egg or by a sophisticated nuclear transfer.
You then stimulate the reconstructed egg electronically or chemically
and try to make it start to divide and become an embryo. You use the same process to implant the egg
into a surrogate mother that you would use with artificial insemination. The first cell cloned itself about four
billion years ago, maybe on the surface of some gassy bubble somewhere on
Earth, from a divine spark.
A broader definition of cloning includes the production of tissues and
organs through growing cells or tissues in cultures, along with the actual
producing of embryos to be born. This is
done with the use of stem cells – to clone an organ a stem cell must be produced
and then used to clone that specific organ.
A common misconception is that the “copies” of organs or whole humans
are exact copies of the person or thing being cloned.
What cloning actually does is to copy DNA genes of the person or organ
and creates a duplicate genetically – but that duplicate will not be a Xerox
copy. Scientific expertise and medical
know-how aside, the moral problem facing space travelers using cloned body
parts or cloning entire “replacement” astronauts from themselves will be
difficult to overcome short-term, but perhaps having them in space and far away
from Earth will help.
Back on Earth there could be problems with introducing cloned humans
into the overall gene pool, with doomsayers predicting a “royal blood”
degradation causing a weakening of mankind’s immune systems and eventual human
species extinction.
#
There could be unknown psychological harm to cloned humans, considering
themselves of inferior stock to “normal” humans. Religious protestations could be daunting,
charging government interference in the natural order of the universe, with the
Christian fundamentalists using their “divine spark” argument in which God
alone can create life and not mortal men.
Other religions could claim that their God has commanded that the sacred
powers of procreation are to be employed only between man and woman, lawfully
wedded as husband and wife, affirming the sanctity of life and of its
importance in God’s plan.
“Excuse me Dr. Lemkau, are you saying that for really long voyages,
astronauts will need to clone replacement body parts and eventually
themselves? This being the case, can
John or Jane Smith the astronaut leave Earth as a thirty-year-old person, and a
hundred years from now, or two hundred years from now, return to Earth – clone man
or clone woman passport in hand to get through immigration, Homeland Security
permitting, and be the same Smith that left Earth to begin with?” Cinza’s question drew nervous laughter
throughout the room, although that wasn’t his intent.
“Almost Dr. Brown, almost. The
problem is that genetics does not wholly define a person and his or her
personality. At some point, the cloned
person will morph beyond the environmental knowledge threshold embedded in his
or her psyche, either by computer chip or other mind-altering, memory-inducing
stimulation.
So although scientifically speaking, we can alter the mind as well as
the body, the outside stimuli relating to the real-time external environment
and new experiences will produce a very near replica of our John and Jane, but
not an exactly identical human being.
Anyway, by the time these two people get back to Earth, many generations
of their kinfolk will have come and gone so no one will be able to tell the
difference,” explained Pig.
“So how long could John and Jane Doppelgänger go on, I mean, until when
could the cloning continue of their bodies, memories, and personalities?”
“Into perpetuity,” Pig calmly replied to Cinza, “almost forever.”
#
The seven men still at work in the USGS’s Minerals and Management
Service Division were as emotionally and mentally worn out as their guest, Dr.
R. Cinza Brown, Director of Strategic Planning and Business Development of the
Studebaker Institute, but the meeting was almost over now. Dr. Morris Vine, an Acting Assistant Director
at the Bureau, had one more question for his esteemed colleague Dr. Benjamin
Lemkau, and as usual, the question had more to do with making Pig look foolish
rather than to gain any particular knowledge about the subject matter at hand.
“Dr.
Lemkau, thank you for these most interesting and unusual insights into your
expert world view of aeronautical engineering, astrophysics, medicine, geology,
and philosophy. Your views on Mars and
the cosmos are most interesting, if not a little disturbing in fact. Specially the part about blowing up Mars, if
necessary, to achieve Dr. Brown’s objectives – I believe the analogy was to
Abraham’s son Isaac. Just a point of
clarification, the Old Testament’s Abraham only offered Isaac up to God, but when Abraham passed God’s test of
faith, Isaac was spared at the last minute.”
“Well
shucks, thanks Morris, no hard feelings I hope.
After all, this ain’t exactly
rocket surgery!” Pig chuckled rather sarcastically, which drew laughs
all around. Dr. Vine became crimson with
rage once again as he pressed his lips tightly together and asked his next
question.
“Very
amusing,” Vine said, “but going back to the premise of your joyous ‘discovery’
of gold on Mars, I was wondering, what will the trigger be within the upper
echelon of the current presidential administration to push responsible men to
approve what may be perceived, and forgive my impertinence here, as a totally
insane waste of taxpayer resources never before seen on such a Biblical
scale? I mean, is NASA just supposed to
drop everything and say one fine day, ‘Okay everybody, we’re going to Mars to
hunt for gold because Pig Lemkau thinks it’s a great idea.’”
Pig
thought for a second, totally deadpan in his response, and replied, “The
greatest gold rush in American history was set off when a humble carpenter
reached down into a clear, cold streambed at Sutter’s Mill and pulled out a
solid gold nugget no bigger than a pea – you know Morris, about the size of
your shriveled little brain – and James Marshall’s cry of ‘Eureka!’ was all
that was necessary to fulfill our Founding Fathers’ belief in Manifest Destiny
and creation of a great nation.”
What
happened next would live on in Geological Survey folklore for years to come,
the day a gaggle of seven elderly Ph.D.’s got into a brawl in the main
conference room of the Department of the Interior, and federal security police
had to haul them away like common hooligans.
It began when Morris Vine, infuriated beyond his rational limits,
grabbed a coffee carafe from the conference table and hurled it at Pig Lemkau,
missing him by a mile but spraying stale coffee pretty much on everybody
else.
After Pig said, “You limey shit bird, you throw just like a little
girl,” and roared with laughter, Vine lunged at him and tried pummeling the
hulking mass with his tiny fists. As Pig
held him off like a child by the scruff of his neck and continued laughing,
Vine just got angrier and angrier, and when the others came to Vine’s rescue, a
scuffle of sorts ensued, pretty pathetic really, a bunch of out-of-shape old
men pushing and shoving each other around.
There was lots of cursing and grunting and farting, but no one really
inflicted any real pain on the other.
#
As
quietly and as nonchalantly as possible, Cinza exited the scene stage left and
walked gently out into the good night.
The air was warm and humid that late summer evening when he stepped out onto
Virginia Avenue, and for the first time in many months he wore a small grin,
not from the comically disturbing scene he had just seen take place inside, but
the feeling that approval and implementation of his brilliant project was
within reach and his Operation GERDA - Gold Extraction and Relocation for
Defense of America - was about to achieve liftoff.
It was now almost ready, in
the year of our Lord 2009, this terrible recession year, to be successfully presented
to the top leadership of the Studebaker Institute and earn for himself not only
a huge promotion, but quite possibly a partnership in the firm and fabulous
compensation package. Just imagine the solution
he had just discovered to help save the country, thousands upon thousands of
metric tons of gold on Mars.
Of course, the White House would have to ultimately approve GERDA but
that would not be a problem; the Studebaker Institute’s board consisted of retired
high-level federal government officials who knew how to get things done. The money involved was astronomical.
As he walked to the Green Line station to take the Metro home, he needed
to think about what Pig had said just before the scuffle with Vine, and what
they both had said about the “trigger” and the “pea,” so he sank into deep reflection
as he strolled along the busy street and briefly caught the last glimmer of
dusk.
A pea-sized nugget had indeed set off the great gold rush of 1849. Dr. R. Cinza Brown didn’t have an epiphany,
and it didn’t come to him like a white-hot diamond burning a hole through his
forehead and into his brain – it began as something much more subtle, like a
warm, soothing bath that rolled over him, or the semiconscious message the
brain sends itself during the lucid dreamy state.
Then sublime clarity, a solution: it was a classic case of Occam’s Razor, that the gold would never actually have to leave Mars, but rather just like on Earth, where we dig it up from beneath the ground and then return it back underground into vaults for safe keeping, we’ll just keep the gold on Mars and return small quantities to Earth for inspection by scientific experts to prove it exists, and convince the world it’s not an alleged hoax like the Hollywood inspired Moon landings back in the good old days. We’ll build a Martian version of Fort Knox!
Then sublime clarity, a solution: it was a classic case of Occam’s Razor, that the gold would never actually have to leave Mars, but rather just like on Earth, where we dig it up from beneath the ground and then return it back underground into vaults for safe keeping, we’ll just keep the gold on Mars and return small quantities to Earth for inspection by scientific experts to prove it exists, and convince the world it’s not an alleged hoax like the Hollywood inspired Moon landings back in the good old days. We’ll build a Martian version of Fort Knox!
And we’ll just leave it to our artisans on the Red Planet, the
construction workers, America’s forgotten heroes who will save the day, like
they always do and pave the way for a new golden age of Manifest Destiny. Then Dr. Brown called his boss, Buddy Peoples…… (Continued in Part 16, but read Parts 2-15
first).
(This is a work of fiction. Although some real-world names,
organizations, historical settings, and situations are used to enhance the
authenticity of the story, any similarities to actual persons, organizations,
or situations are coincidental and all portrayals are purely the product of the
author’s imagination. This is the second edition
abridged version 2019. First edition Copyright
© 2006. All rights reserved)
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